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Filed under: Parent Humor — admin at 11:15 am on Thursday, March 13, 2008

Parenting magazines are finally paying off. Among stiff competition, these dedicated parents have mastered the art of child rearing.

Mother and young children give the finger.

A good mother always teaches her children proper etiquette.

 

Child duct taped to wall.

A good parent always keeps their child safe from harm.

 

Father eating an infant sandwich.

Teaching your child proper nutrition is of the utmost importance.

 

Daughter and Mother bitch t-shirt

Their is nothing more loving than the bond between a mother and daughter.

 

Baby Eating Underwear

Good parents know the best toys don’t come from the store.

 

Beer Drinking Baby

Good Mother’s know babies can’t survive on milk alone.

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5 Comments »

Comment by JCastle

March 13, 2008 @ 4:35 pm

OMG… #2 and #3 spent some time doing that stupid stuff. Guess even parents get bored.

Comment by sir jorge

March 13, 2008 @ 7:34 pm

No matter how many times I see the same pictures on different blogs, i still laugh.

Comment by Do something special for Mom, Tell the Worl how special she is

April 15, 2008 @ 5:42 pm

I agree that mothers should be treated special all year long not just to make them feel special for just a day. Although when that day does come each year that honors all the moms out there. We all should treat them just a little extra special. Remember if it weren’t for them and all their love and hard work we wouldn’t even be here today. There are people in the world who, because they feel their lives are so busy and important, that actually forget not only their own mom but also the mother of their own children. So here’s to all the MOMs out there who have made many sacrificies for the well being of their children…..

Read on…

Somebody’s Mother

The woman was old and ragged and gray
And bent with the chill of the Winter’s day.

The street was wet with a recent snow
And the woman’s feet were aged and slow.

She stood at the crossing and waited long,
Alone, uncared for, amid the throng

Of human beings who passed her by
Nor heeded the glance of her anxious eye.

Down the street with laughter and shout,
Glad in the freedom of ’school let out,”

Came the boys like a flock of sheep,
Hailing the snow piled white and deep.

Past the woman so old and gray
Hastened the children on their way.

Nor offered a helping hand to her-
So meek, so tired, afraid to stir

Lest the carriage wheels or the horses’ feet
Should crowd her down in the slippery street.

At last came one of the merry troop,
The gayest laddie of all the group;

He paused beside her and whispered low,
‘I’ll help you cross, if you wish to go.”

Her aged hand on his strong young arm
She placed, and so, without hurt or harm,

He guided the trembling feet along,
Proud that his own were firm and strong.

Then back again to his friends he went,
His young heart happy and well content.

‘She’s somebody’s mother, boys, you know,
For all she’s aged and poor and slow,

‘And I hope some fellow will lend a hand
To help my mother, you understand,

‘If ever she’s poor and old and gray,
When her own dear boy is far away.’

And “somebody’s mother” bowed low her head
In her home that night, and the prayer she said

Was, ‘God be kind to the noble boy,
Who is somebody’s son, and pride and joy!”

…Mary Dow Brine

Happy Mother’s Day…

Do something special for MOM this Mother’s day.

Do something special for your MOM this year. Tell the world how special she is.

Comment by Rika

April 16, 2008 @ 12:27 pm

The sandwich picture is the best! It’s hillarious! Anyway, I just wanted to share a great Mother’s Day gift idea with you. I am getting my mom a pearl necklace, and I think pearls are the best gift for moms! I checked out some gorgeous pearls at http://www.premiumpearls.com/ and they have beautiful Akoya and exotic Tahitian pearls. You should go check out them out!

Comment by Gaje Master

April 29, 2008 @ 1:01 pm

I have to say that I like the idea of keeping the kids out of harms way. A few of the others seemed funny to me but I wouldn’t let my kids do that just to have their picture taken. I thought that the one with the duct tape was cute, humorous, and something we all have thought about doing.

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